Great Brown

I wish I were a Great White Shark.

Alas, I am a Mexican American:

but that's cool, vato.

One day, I will strap some O2 to my back and jump into a flimsy wire cage and chum the cold North American waters near the Farallon Islands. I will leap wholeheartedly into the dark waters and come face to face with my one true love:

i luv u i luv u i luv u

Speaking of the Farallon Islands, this book is a true account of a Treasure Island-esque adventure by a lucky little duck. I had to hide the book from myself because I kept reading it over and over, inserting myself into all the deliciously scary parts. So jealous.

So: Anyone wanna join me in my venture to kiss a GWS on the gills? Justin refuses go any further than the deck of the boat, and then he remains convinced that his sole responsibility will be to bring my slightly chewed body back to Arizona.

Love ya, ya land-lubbers!

t.

nanynanybooboo

You can only treat someone as well as they will let you.

So let me treat you like family. Let me treat you like a pal. 

Let me treat you with the love, and with the care, and with the concern of a sister.

  

Let the whole of our relationship be a joyful one.

Let us be free enough to laugh often and cry freely.

Let us live out this life well, and together we will walk arm in arm into that goodnight, enduring all, and forevermore.

Happy Valentine's Month! :)

t.

The Fountain Of Youth

I found it, Juan Ponce de Leon, you old coot.

It's an app for Android, and, most recently, iPhone.

It's free, and the only photo app you will ever need.

People often comment and say,"Why, Teresa, what lovely, youthful, blemish-free skin you have! It's like you're glowing." I bask momentarily in the praise, and then dish about Magic Skin.

Magic Skin the best portion of Camera360. It takes me from this:

To this:

And this:

My friends are gorgeous.

Get the app.

Love ya's,

t.